Top 10 Girls

Due to a DVR malfunction, I was unable to see the boys from Tuesday...my bad.

I did watch the girls on Thursday though....

Carly - I was impressed with her business acumen when she said she owned a tattoo shop in San Diego, but then she's slinging beers at an Irish dive around the corner. I guess the ink bidness ain't all it's cracked up to be. I thought she did an okay job on the Heart song. Those dagger like teeth she has really disturb me and I'm not in to girls with ink all over, so I find myself watching her with my eyes closed. She's definitely safe this week.

Syesha has got some serious skills...she's my Sarasota homegirl, so unless she really starts screwing the pooch, she'll have my support for a long time. She was kinda iffy on her song choice though. She's a little young to pull of the "Me and Mr. Jones" vibe. It kinda creeped me out. Her charm and million dollar smile keep her plenty safe for now.

Brooke - Oh my sweet, sweet Brooke....she is divine. Wonderful voice, fantastic song choice. She's here for the long haul, thank goodness. She's already played keyboards and last night she was on guitar. This girl is the real deal and is truly talented.

Ramiele - More than one of my internet friends with normally spot on taste in women have gone apeshit for this girl and I'm just not seeing it. Her hair is stank. Luckily for her, her voice is good. Damn good. It's very strange to hear such a powerful instrument inside such a tiny body. She also has nothing to worry about.

Kristy Lee Cook - You're no good, you're no good, you're no good, baby you're no good.....Hey, you picked the song, not me. Be happy that you're easy on the eyes, which will keep you safe for a while, but if you were in a blind colony and had to sing for your supper, you'd starve to death.

Amanda Overmyer - Holy crap, did I ever get sick of you quick fast and in a hurry. Regardless of what you sing, your face looks like you're pinching off a monster turd. It's not good. You can dance a little, I guess, so should they ever start casting for "Dancing with the Biker Chick Nurses with Horrible Hair", I mean, you're a total shoo-in for that show. Definitely in danger of leaving...

Alaina - Kudos to Idol for including deaf people in the competition. There's no way this girl could hear or she would rip off her own ears out with her bare hands. I sat there watching her sing and I am literally wincing with every note....goodbye to her this week.

Alexandrea Lushington - Worst name in the competition. Could they even fit that on a CD? I think I'm just gonna call you "Lush." It's too awesome of a nickname to pass up. I think you have a remarkable voice and you wasted it on the crappiest song you could possibly pick. Speaking of pick...and I don't mean to get gross here, but are we going to have to look at that zit underneath your bottom lip all season long?

Kady Malloy - Never met a note she wouldn't sing sharp on...this girl is as good as gone. She was horrible last night. The half lidded bedroom eyes have no chance of saving her. I'm not sure how Ryan can say this is the best talent we've ever seen in the history of history and then have this girl standing out there singing off key like she couldn't give a damn. Goodbye and good riddance.

Asia'h - She has that huskiness to her voice that sounds like she's been gargling sandpaper. On the sympathetic front, I'm pulling for this girl, but she's got to start singing to keep me on her side. It didn't help matters last night when she went for a note and nothing came out.

Any combination of Amanda, Alaina and Kady will be hitting the road this week.