Idol Rant for 5/15/07
Jordin...can I have your Mom's phone number? Thanks.
Blaker Girl? Was someone holding up a sign that said Blaker Girl? If you want this emo retard to call you, you'd need a "Dildo's For Sale" sign. I can't believe you tried to take on Sting. Halfway through I was wishing for a Scorpion sting to the taint to take my mind off your warbling.
Melinda got stuck singing a Whitney number, which is never a good thing. Holy crap...did she just call Randy "Randy Johnson?" I never thought Melinda would be much of a baseball fan. I bet the make-up guy that has to put those Biore nose strips on the singers is pissed because Melinda must need several to get the job done.
Way to go Idol producers for having the one underaged person in the competition sing a song about hooking. Chris Hanson, are you watching this?????
B-Lake is such a freaking douchebag that I catch myself looking for the squeezebag and the nozzle. Wait. Did I just give myself a shout-out? Bad song, bad bee-bee-bee-b-b-b-b-b-beatboxing, bad outfit, bad, bad, bad.
Melinda, your hair is Unbe-Weave-able. There are some bald horses out there running around because of this girl They are trying their damndest to convince us that look! She does have a neck! WTF is this song? Nut Bush City Limits? Are you serious? Now I know why Ike used to whoop Tina's ass so much...
Jordin finishes her evening with "I Who Have Nothing." Very nicely done...I still think she wins this thing.
Blizzake puts the polish on his hometown festivities by appearing with none other than....Sir Mix a Lot!!! Umm...yeah. I guess Kurt Cobain was busy...
Melinda closes the night and picks a really, really bad time to dump the second line to the song...she completely forgot her lyrics. I suppose we'll have to wait until tomorrow night to see if it costs her a shot at the whole enchilada.
I could make an argument for all three of them to go, setting up any possible final two combination. I honestly think there's a spot for Jordin in the finals, and I think B-Lake will join her there. I think that much of Lakisha's vote will go to Jordin, giving her a bit of a boost. I think that Melinda is the best technical singer among them, but even she got a little pitchy tonight on her middle tune.
My official call is for a Jordin v. Douchebag showdown at the final with Jordin winning it all.
Blaker Girl? Was someone holding up a sign that said Blaker Girl? If you want this emo retard to call you, you'd need a "Dildo's For Sale" sign. I can't believe you tried to take on Sting. Halfway through I was wishing for a Scorpion sting to the taint to take my mind off your warbling.
Melinda got stuck singing a Whitney number, which is never a good thing. Holy crap...did she just call Randy "Randy Johnson?" I never thought Melinda would be much of a baseball fan. I bet the make-up guy that has to put those Biore nose strips on the singers is pissed because Melinda must need several to get the job done.
Way to go Idol producers for having the one underaged person in the competition sing a song about hooking. Chris Hanson, are you watching this?????
B-Lake is such a freaking douchebag that I catch myself looking for the squeezebag and the nozzle. Wait. Did I just give myself a shout-out? Bad song, bad bee-bee-bee-b-b-b-b-b-beatboxin
Melinda, your hair is Unbe-Weave-able. There are some bald horses out there running around because of this girl They are trying their damndest to convince us that look! She does have a neck! WTF is this song? Nut Bush City Limits? Are you serious? Now I know why Ike used to whoop Tina's ass so much...
Jordin finishes her evening with "I Who Have Nothing." Very nicely done...I still think she wins this thing.
Blizzake puts the polish on his hometown festivities by appearing with none other than....Sir Mix a Lot!!! Umm...yeah. I guess Kurt Cobain was busy...
Melinda closes the night and picks a really, really bad time to dump the second line to the song...she completely forgot her lyrics. I suppose we'll have to wait until tomorrow night to see if it costs her a shot at the whole enchilada.
I could make an argument for all three of them to go, setting up any possible final two combination. I honestly think there's a spot for Jordin in the finals, and I think B-Lake will join her there. I think that much of Lakisha's vote will go to Jordin, giving her a bit of a boost. I think that Melinda is the best technical singer among them, but even she got a little pitchy tonight on her middle tune.
My official call is for a Jordin v. Douchebag showdown at the final with Jordin winning it all.
posted by Nolezfan @ 7:58 AM
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