Season 8!!

...and we're off! Quickie blog for now, but I'll get more in depth after the herd thins out...

First girl was stank, she was trying way too hard, and that's a shame because I liked her before.]Blind guy might also be deaf. Stay tuned.
Danny Gokey brought the house down. Crap that dude can sing. I'm sure he'll annoy me in time, but not a target for now.
Bwhite girl - Ick. She butchered this song, anytime Mariah covers it, you'd better bring it and she didn't.
Anoop - Has no business on that stage. Go make me some curry chicken, moron.
Michael Sarver - Totally underwhelmed. Good voice, but boring as crap.
Allison - Amathing voicthe for a thixtheen year old, but the lithp maketh me want to thab mythelf in the thernum.
Kris Allen - Makes dorky faces while he sings, irritating
Jorge - Super suck. Jesus, he has got the gnarliest set of ass eyes that I've seen since Models, Inc. was on TV. Sounded like Sabado Gigante. Blech.
Megan - Very amateurish, but just quirky enough that she should be around a while.
Adam - Jesus God...the douchebags called, they want their haircut back. I thought I was in trouble the whole time he sang because I was getting screamed at. Good news though, best eyebrows in the competition.
Paula is drunk as crap. I honestly believe the only way she can function is to be completely shnockered.
Matt Giraud - Pretty talented, summoning his inner Timberlake should keep him around for another week at least.
Alexis - Once you get past the wonky tooth, she's pretty darn good.